Stench Wars – The Fact and Fiction of Smelly Penis Problems
This young man has a penile smell problem so bad that he fears people who are in close proximity to him can smell his penis. How can we help this lad?
Case #: 1654
Concern：
Hello everyone, I am only 16 years old and I am already experiencing a very big problem. Ever since I was 11 I was able to smell some weird fishy smell around me and I always suspected that it was someone who sat next to me in class. I soon realized that it wasn't him, it was me. I shower at least twice a day and I use soap and get every single spot I can reach. After a shower I am okay with the smell for 1-2 hours but then a little longer after that I start to smell the nasty smell again. I am so embarrassed when I am in class because I know that whoever sits next to me can smell me. I always pretend that I am sick so that I can get out of class but my grades are also suffering because of this. I have been going through this cycle for a year and my parents are really disappointed about my recent behavior.
Concern：
I don't know what to do and I really don't want to see a doctor because it is a really embarrassing problem. Sometimes, when I am eating I will rather eat outdoors because I don't want anybody to know that I am the one stinking up the room. I change my underwear 2-3 times a day and my mom is really worried about this as well. I think she thinks that I am just masturbating and ejaculating into the underwear when in reality it is a much worse problem. Please help me out. What can I do to make this horrible smell go away?
The year was 2049. Sam Stinkrod sprinted down the alley as fast as his feet could carry him; he knew that if he didn’t escape the city, they’d eventually neutralize him. “They” were the Stench Elimination Team, or SET, and were tasked with chasing down and wiping out people with smell problems, especially ones with stinky crotches. Sam’s was about as putrid smelling as they came, and so had been on a hit list of top targets.
Hearing gunshots behind him, he dove behind a dumpster and heard bullets ricochet off of its metal frame. As he composed himself, he took a brief whiff of the dumpster; even it smelled like a floral Potpourri next to his rotten fish smelling groin. Dashing out from the alleyway, Sam dove into his car and gunning it, took off toward the outskirts of the city.
Lights shown down upon his speeding car as black helicopters circled overhead and he could see black vans with the “SET” emblem in his rear-view mirror. He soon approached a point of no return and noted that the ground ahead gave way to a steep cliff. As the task force closed in he put the pedal to the medal and sped toward the cliff’s edge. He took his car right over it and as it sailed into the air, the captain of the task force called off the hunt. Little did they know that before Sam’s car hit the ground far below, he’d jumped out of it and deployed a parachute. As he touched down on the ground he realized that he was finally safe…at least for now.
Stink Log
Can you imagine that scenario? Well, I know that as crazy as it may sound, I’m sure it can be just about as stressful for you to have to deal with having a smelly penis. In real life, having a stinky member is usually due to improper cleanliness and statistically the ratio of men that it happens to is 20% circumcised vs. 80% uncircumcised. This is because dirt, oil, dead skin, and dried sperm can all contribute to the build-up of bacteria under the foreskin, which can cause your wiener to reek like an old rotting fish stick. So what can you do to get rid of that stench?
Escape to a New Stink Free Life!
Make sure that you are cleaning under your foreskin if you are uncircumcised, and totally dry off before putting on your skin. Many men however, need a little help, and that’s where taking a botanical healing supplement comes in. (SEE: Penis Smell Fighting Herbal Formula) First of all, there is nothing like having your liver function repaired; what this helps with is cleaning out all of the toxins in your body as well as eliminating the additives which cause the penile smell. They can also help to improve your blood cell health and alleviate blood stasis. All of these factors can result in the disappearance of that awful penis odor in just a few weeks.
So get back to a life where you don’t have to feel like you’re always on the run because of smell problems, and reclaim a stink-free existence.